holy shit. um...what the hell am i looking at? how do you even arrange your head like this? does she have to duck in doorways? do you think that ANY of that hair is even hers? i am convinced that she is bald under there and sticks that thing on her head before she leaves the house, like some gnarly matted hair-fez. i also think its where she keeps her flask, her wallet, her drugs, and her liquid eyeliner. maybe some gum. (ps, i refuse to discuss the thong).