8/19/07

unleashed on an unsuspecting internets

ok so allow me to begin this whole "official" (read: not myspace)
blogging thang with a bang.

I HATE THE SARTORIALIST.
i hate him. i hate his photos, they are the same fucking girl 6000 times in this season's coat and a stiletto or a guy with rolled up pants and douchey sunglasses and a man purse. and then they appear with some dumb fucking caption that makes the whole thing so, so, SO MUCH WORSE. (AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HIS SELF-FUCKING-PORTRAITS IN CAFES IN MILAN)

the whole site fills me with rage. i stay away from it because i fear for my blood pressure.

BUT once a month i go, i look, i scream at my laptop, and i send jpgs to my friends titled I DIDN'T THINK HE COULD TOP HIMSELF and I STILL HATE HIM.

here is the latest thing to make me see red:

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL? WHO TALKS LIKE THIS? THIS IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT GREENWICH VILLAGE WOULD LOOK LIKE? WHEN? IN 1948? SHUT UUUPPPPPPPP. ohhhh jesus. i need to do my yoga breathing...or punch a wall.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

meanwhile, it's just two drunk aholes who found an open seat to sit at and drink their shared to-go 'rita. you know those old wrinkly feet are getting super shweaty without socks. (on a side note r.i.p. to-go 'ritas).

RUDY said...

hahaha

i love your blog so far, plz don't let it die like mine has so far !!

hilarious

i like sarty tho :P just cos there are sometimes gems on there!

Gryphon said...

when i used to blog, the sartorialist sent me an email that said "you have a sexy edge." then he said i looked like a girl he used to date.

turns out he dated my mom; i shit you not, i took screenshots.

i love you

Anonymous said...

I wonder how he knows they're intellectuals...

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