you know what i need to see more of on the street? blenders as neckpieces. yes, MORE BLENDERS as NECKPIECES and LESS of those lame-ass 'i'm not a plastic bag' bags (what is the fucking deal with those ugly thangthangs anyways? yah, you are CLEARLY not a plastic bag, so fucking what. i don't get it. are you s'posed to carry, like, vegetables in it? because so far it's just a douchey purse for girls with no taste. a PLASTIC BAG would actually be MORE INTERESTING. buuuut anyway)
where was i? riiight...BLENDER NECKPIECES! and SUITCASE PANTS! and HAIRDRYER HELMETS! the mario sorrenti / jane how story in the new V is so sick. i love it, i LOVE it ! go look at it, it's the one with this dude 'brad pitt' is on the cover, not sure who he is but he seems pretty photogenic.