this morning on the train there was a white dude with the biggest longest nastiest crusty ass chunkychunk dreads i have ever seen.
HEY YOU..if you are using a HOODED SWEATSHIRT* as a HAIR TIE it is time for a FUCKING HAIRCUT.
consider this a public service announcement, you weirdo.
*a HOODED FUCKING SWEATSHIRT! I SWEAR!