why i oughta...

yesterday i was walking along BROADWAY, mindin my OWN BEESWAX, when i SLIPPED, fucking THREE STOOGES BANANA PEEL STYLE.

except this was not a BANANA PEEL it was a CONDOM. yeah. you heard me-a FUCKINGCONDOM.
unclear if it was used or not, i was so busy being so so very fucking hideously grossed out that i could not properly function.

i was also simultaneously flabbergasted at how the sidewalk in front of the OMG on lower broadway could inspire such carnal desire (safely enjoyed carnal desire).

buncha savages in this town.
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