yesterday i was walking along BROADWAY, mindin my OWN BEESWAX, when i SLIPPED, fucking THREE STOOGES BANANA PEEL STYLE.
except this was not a BANANA PEEL it was a CONDOM. yeah. you heard me-a FUCKINGCONDOM.
unclear if it was used or not, i was so busy being so so very fucking hideously grossed out that i could not properly function.
i was also simultaneously flabbergasted at how the sidewalk in front of the OMG on lower broadway could inspire such carnal desire (safely enjoyed carnal desire).
buncha savages in this town.