and what i SEE is a whole lot of BULLSHIT. this LOVE ON THE 5 TRAIN thing? so so fishy. MUY SOSPECHOSO, MENG.
[if you don't what i'm talking about..i don't know what to tell ya. i can't really go back and recap for you; catch up on your gawker and get back to me.]
for the rest of the class:
tell me this much..how many hits do you think PATRICK MOBERG'S or VIMEO's websites got in the past week (and wtf is vimeo anyway? i don't actually care) and when is the last time BLACK BOOK MAGAZINE got this much, or ANY, press?
doesn't this seem so convenient? perfect bed-head sweetie-pie white boy, with his american apparel jacket zipped JUST SO, who is an illustrator and works at some internet video website thing falls in love with a girl with flowers in her hair writing earnestly in her special notebook while wearing uh blue running shorts and blue tights (sidenote, this outfit description makes my chest constrict. i am keeping the bile in check because apparently her apartment had just burned down. AKA, the ONLY ACCEPTABLE REASON to be dressed like that) and then little blue running shorts turns out to be an intern at a magazine? and mr lovelorn is making websites (and promoting HIS website) and posting videos and then they go on GOOD MORNING AMERICA? (the caption says WORLDWIDE INTERNET SENSATION. worldwide? really? really? world, we need to talk.)
i mean..maybe i'm an asshole. wait, i did just rip into an 11 yr old for dressing like a spazzmatron a few days ago on THIS VERY SITE, so ok yes, i AM an asshole.
and this a-hole refuses to believe that this is not an elaborate ploy for promotion.