12/19/07

juno was NOT a documentary, y'all!

MAYDAY !
MAYDAY !

the celebrities, they are getting, how do you say?, KNOCKED UP at an alarming rate.

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...

just in case everyone (ahem, JAMIE-LYNN, LILY ALLEN, JESSICA ALBA) missed health class and/or is missing the common sense gene in their brains, please take out your pencils and write this one thing down 1,000 times in perfect cursive (this bit o' wisdom was provided to me this morning re:JAMIE-LYNN by my wise friend dree via the electronic mail...someone send that lil christian baby mama spearslet this link, STAT!).

ok, ready? #2 pencils, pink paper diaries with a heart-shaped padlock all set? ok, PAY. ATTENTION. :


"WHEN SOMEONE SHOOTS A LOAD INSIDE OF YOU, YOU GET PREGNANT. End of story."


hard to figure out, i know.

this psa was brought to you by white lightning and the quest for less retarded celebrities (the WLQLRC). we are accepting donations.

1 comment:

Ajax said...

Sometimes, when you are really excited about having a penis inside of you, you forget about the baby making part.

Related Posts with Thumbnails