recently (while under the influence of strong protestant whiskey) one of my oldest and closest friends told me she thought that i was a witch and that i can cast spells.
yes. that is what she said.
i def thought it was the funniest thing ever and have been teasing her about it since. but tonight when bdonns was like, what do you think you were in a past life? i said witchy woman / priestess sorcerer gypsy lady (for the record? not stoned. just high on life). we went to a website that tells you such things (VERRRRRY reliable, obvs) and
THIS IS WHAT CAME UP:
i was a fucking FRENCH WARLOCK, DUDE! so many things make sense now.
watch out, that's allz i'm saying.
ps read his post about it, his past life was basically his life now