you know what? if i was a gay dude, i would be steve aka poliopoliopolio.
this is the conclusion i have to come to when i see this kind 0f amazing epicness:
i mean, anyone who texts me at noon to ask if he should buy highlighter yellow pants is totes kindred. (obvs, my answer was simply "YES").
we have IM conversations sometimes that are so deep in the retard fashion goofball reference rabbit hole that i am like, we should be top level CIA agents because NO ONE WOULD BE ABLE TO CRACK THE CODES.
i mean, look at those pants, you guys.
i heart you stevie, trueslerz