7/15/08

lube or lewd

thank god PROJ is back tomorrow, the lean summertimez teevee sched is really making me scrape the bottom of the barrel..

EXAMPLE:
um..ok...i've been watching shear genius? (which i shall now refer to as SHEARJ. it sounds nice with 'proj'. DIGRESSION!)
listen, what can i say. i am desperado for a ridiculous product placement-and-challenge filled hour of busted people desperate for airtime.

there are 2 things that make shearj worth the time.

1.CHARLIE:



charlie. CHARLIE.
I LIVE FOR CHARLIE!
charlie is basically terry from reno 911. watch the clip, just swap the rollerskates for scissors and its basically the same dude.
like, exactly (heavy on the assador).



the other reason? it's a big one.
KIM. VO.
this is kim.



kim looks like this...ummm..basicallly...ALL THE TIME.
kim is a dude.
he judges the final hairdos with jaclyn smith (!) and whoever the D-lister guest judge is that week.

I LOVE KIM AND HIS KEN DOLL-Y BOTOX-Y MICHAEL-IAN-BLACK-AS-AN-ASIAN-SOCCER-MOM-NESS

SHEARJ!!!!!!
wednesday nightz.
oh, like you've got somethin better to do...

2 comments:

laia. said...

time warner took away my free bravo.
no project runway for me :(

and that dude looks like amy sedaris via strangers with candy! NUTS

hard liquor; soft holes said...

my favorite. FAVORITE. thing about this show is the failed attempt of that bronzed tim gunn equivalent to get 'shake it' to be his 'make it work.'

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