i realize i never did my epic proj re-cap.
eh. laziness/forgetfulness/real jobness.
well, to get psyched for tonight, let me just say this much.
i am MYSTIFIED.
perhaps in person this does not look like a horrible mess?
when Da Gunz was like, 'ohhh SUEDE i LIKE IT', i knew that i was lost.
i mean..shit is busted.
and seems ill-fitting.
but what do i know, i'm only AWESOME.
was cute, but let's be honest. (we're all friends!)
it is obscenely short.
like margiela-shirtdress-omg-i-totes-saw-her-bidness-and-oh-look-it's-shaved short.
no one said a thing!
***EDIT!! ballz ! i was so wrong! crotchflash dressmaker was made by that chick with the GOLDEN BAKERY STRING (thanks emilyellen).
christ, they are all the same at this point. i shall call bakery string 'mccarren pool party'.
well, anyway. as for this one:
listen missy pin-up girl, i've got my eye on you. i may think you are adorable and i do covet your bangs but please stop making my boyfriend a little TOO interested in project runway. ummmmTHANKS.
what the FUCK was this???
i have my fings crossed for joey ramone to make a leather burka.
*that's german! i learned it the other night! it means DISPLEASURE. i am practicing for when heidi and i meet for hefeweisenz and schnitzel