this was. the best.
GOSSIP. GIRL. EVERRRRRR. seriously. seriously.
A FEW THINGS WARRANT DISCUSSION:
1. oh, um. hi.
so STRANGE but, I HAVE DREAMS THAT ARE JUST. LIKE. THIS.
is it ok to put this picture in a locket?
2. yeah, nopes.
THIS dress was crucial to little j's storyline.
this dress? this one? are you for serious?
this dress wasn't going to do anything to the buyers from barney's except give them a heart attack. or a facial twitch.
this dress is probably at forever 21 right now. there is nothing wrong with that but WE NEED TO GET REAL HERE, PEOPLE.
ooh. marc jacobs! ha
4. FAIL FAIL FAIL
so bad i have no words. really.
5. risd kids all up in our grillz?
(my sister was psyched because she TOO is an alum of this institution)
these glasses have no glass in them (fail) and he seems slighty gay, serena. i don't care if you fake married him at rich kid summer camp when you were 8 and neglected by mommy, he's meh.
doesn't he look like a new character on heroes or something?
and how much money do we want to bet that the girl on the motorcycle was his sister he was giving a ride home to? (how MODERN! a three's company-esque MISUNDERSTANDING storyline! yaay!)
also included in the risd story:
FAUXBRA SNAKE?!? eww! is he 58 years old or what?
the worst part is that i bet this the most accurate scene ever filmed on this show.
6. come. ON.
i would say this is completely outrageous except for the fact that our nate here seems to like an "edgy" gal. vaguely latina friend and her colorful ethnic ensembles, alloy catalogue marquez-loving yalie, and now little J-oan jett. anti-blairs, i suppose? ew, who cares.
7. holee shit
8. omg omg o m f g.
i HAD ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES. tears. (i am so lame).
CHUCK AND BLAIR FOREVZ.
more of the ugly one and her quest for frock fame.