gossip girrlllllll!!! i missed youuuuuuu... two weeks was too long!!!! never do it again!
first, i had no idea that EVERYONE wants to go to yale. is this for real?
they do have naked parties at yale (true!) and so i guess i can see the allure.
1. sooo..nate loves a poorly styled hipster? first vanessa, then this marquez lover. archibald, you rascal! so LOWBROW.
2. what. the FUCK. is happening to blair?? she is a desperate LOSER lately! i hate it! where is the cunning, evil, beribboned BLAIR WALDORF OF OLD? bring her back. more sex in limos, less outfits like THIS MONSTROSITY...
..where it seems that someone borrowed a BIT TOO superfluously from the bluefly.com accessories wall. so gross. flat out UGLY. i am heartbroken.
and then you are a CAD and I DIE AGAIN.
it's unreal, really.
5. little J bores me to tears. oh, soooo... a 15 year old is designing a major line that A.L.T. would miss the marc jacobs show for? (AS. FUCKING. IFFFFFFFFFF!). um, yeah, totes believable. amazing storyline. "just like vera wang!" good grief.
6. lily is hotter than serena. discuss.
ps, next week's ep is called 'chuck in real life'. i die already.