dearest ece edge AJ bo bojangles boskevitch botangles the lady of spain,
i am SO GLAD that today you have now become a WISE SAGE. i will turn to you, my now THIRTY-YEAR-OLD FRIEND, to guide me in the ways of life. because i am still only 29, what do i know?
please let me take you back to your 26th birthday celebration, where i serenaded you with an amazing jello-shot fueled rendition of kansas' 'dust in the wind'. (this live version PALES in comparison to mine, IN MY OH-SO-HUMBLE OPINION).
lerv you bo, i hope it's the best birthday ever.