10/16/08

wearstler? more like BESTEST-LER (yaay! jokes!)

ohhhh i see.
you're too GOOD for top design, you say? not INTERESTED in opera singing interior designers or jonathan adler calling chandeliers "shandys" ?

hm. well. that's a bust. because even if THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, do you know what SHOULD BE?

kelly. wearstler.
BEST REALITY SHOW JUDGE EVERRRRRR!



i mean...there is ALWAYS headwear.
EPIC HEADFASHIONZ. even when there's no hat there's like, a crimped beehive.
there has been a GLITTER TOP HAT, people.
now we have an almost full marni look with a TURBAN (i die).



she also says crazy things and margaret russell, the "nina" of this crew, def thinks she is a looneytunes freak. def giving K DUBZ dieballs during judging. (that's her in the pic on the left, sitting primly in her tasteful prada frock)

oh and in less interesting news, leanne won project runway. and kenley won most irritating person on the planet. (also rip-off artist. if you a GIRL intrested in FASHION and claim to have NEVER seen that balenciaga dress then you are either BLIND, LYING, or a GIANT DUMBASS.)

ps..could i ever wear this tiny hat ?

6 comments:

Isabel said...

I don't know who that girl is, but she looks damn fantastic in a headwrap!!!

Tavi said...

THIS IS WHY I NEED CABLE
UGLY HEADS, UGLY HAIR, AND EPICNESS

thank god kenley didn't win. she had a pretty pathetic lee mcqueen rip off too. SAY GOODNIGHT BITCH.

hazel said...

OMG WISIT SINGING OPERA...
god. and thankyou! i freakin love kelly's clothes. they're just so...over the top.

remember that crazaay beehive?

Isabel said...

Oh yessss, I tagged your blog too! Check it outtttt.

TEXTSTYLES said...

ummmm rouched bee-hive turban????
yes please!
plus the most awesome red hair too
*i die*

Miss Woo said...

I like, not just the turban, but also the little socks with heels thing she has going on there.

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