holy SHIT you guys. still coming down from the HIGH.
where to start on this episode?!
ok FIRST OF ALL? did i miss some sort of t-mobile sidekick special cellphone-isodes or some shit? HOW DID BART DIE? i mean, duh, he died. we all knew it was coming but like, we went from, there's been an accident to funeral.
did anyone else find that super weird? no? just me?
ok moving on. bart is dead, lily need to thank the picture editor at the times, grandma is mean.
1. serena is a CLASS ACT
i myself choose to eat breakfast with my grandmother like this. i buy the lingerie at the 'whores in mourning' store. (whourning?)
ONE SHOULDER AND CLEAVAGE?!
(ugly) STATEMENT JEWELRY?!
FOR A FUCKING FUNERAL. your STEP FATHER'S FUNERALLLLLLLLL. i hate you serena. you are fail personified (tied with your new and old boyfriends. who are sexless bores)
2. tbonz called it; this is chuck giving TWILIGHT:
i am personally FEELING IT. i know you're shocked.
let's look again.
sexy hot mess. as i was told in a text during the show "you love sad tragic boys". (guilty?)
how does anyone want to fuck somebody who has a drawer in his bathroom for eye makeup and nail polish. i am serious. how is this appealing? I don't know to apply eyeliner and i am a 30 year old LADY (with a blog. that recaps teenage television shows. ok, shut up).
ok so where was i?
4. so many things tonight were kind of 'duh' (like lily and rufus' SECRET LOVE CHILD, barf, lame, annoying) but i kind of did NOT see this coming..blair GOING FOR IT.
OMGGGGGGG. die. DIE. dying. dead. i love you chuck.
6. blair has a loving dad now, and he is very small!
"only a masochist could love such a narcissicist" !! ohhh blair. so much SADNESS and only SIXTEEN! it totally gets easier (nopes) EDITTTT: oopsydoops. BDubz is 18. forgive me. my brain can only hold so much.
7. guess what though, blair's mom got married and now blair is jewish and her stepbrother is serena's boyrfriend and SERENA'S stepbrother is blair's! good grief.
aww someone looks pretty!
8. these two had some bullshit i don't care about. buenos aires, old boy, new boy, yawns this week. i still call bullshit on no sex between them though...i mean..wha?
kinda swoony and still teary
BEST CHUCK BASS EPISODE OF ALL TIME.
but but but WHAT in the WHAT?
(this is funny because not only is it TERRIBLY INSANE to make us wait this long for a new episode, blair's new dad was in the princess bride and says this catchphrase often. VERY FUNNY, ELIZABETH!)
*will not forgive keren dave or brendan for getting this song stuck in my head.