1/23/09

ayuda me

dear boobs,

clothes like these:



make me hate you in a major way.

what i MEAN is:
I WANT TO BE A SAD FORLORN SWEDISH WAIF WITH THE BODY OF AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD BOY.

when did i start lusting after chloe again?
it's so much wrong doing SO MUCH RIGHT.
(i mean, is that last dress a hospital gown crossed with middle school assembly curtains or WHAT..more importantly, why do i want to wear it SO DESPERATELY?)

good grief.
sometimes i boggle my own mind.

12 comments:

laia. said...

i could get behind #1 and #2 but #3 is totally bananas!

Alicia/InstantVintage said...

It looks like a curtain bow...wow.

I'm sure you could do something nice with it - boobs and all.

dancing tullulah said...

I like them too strangely enough...Its funny how sometimes great boobs really get in the way of a great frock

E.K. Wimmer said...

I think #2 would go great with an Aretha Franklin hat...I'm kidding. I do like #2 though.

futurelint said...

i feel your pain... i really wish I had "fashion boobs"

Isabel said...

Whoah, judging by the first picture - that model really does have the body of an 11 year old boy!

Ashford said...

aaahhhhh... i never appreciated chloe until this past season. hannah macgibbon must be doing something right.anyway, i'm all over it.

as you say,
i die.
<3

Arabelle said...

http://www.barneys.com/One%20Shoulder%20Twist%20Dress/286092371,default,pd.html

microtard said...

I am at constant war with my boobs. On the one hand, they are awesome and "real men" love them, and so do infants. On the other, I need a team of structural engineers to buy a bikini.

Miss Woo said...

I don't have boobs so I guess I can wear these, but I still rather have boobs than nice dresses.

thesmallviking said...

hello sandals in #1!
i can't find anything like those anywhere, are those also chloe?
anyone know of any companies still making those 80's stay-at-home mom-sandals that clearly inspired these?

Sbrilli said...

for reelz. Why are bitches so skinny!?!? And here I am with man-like bonez. Gross. You're hot tho sister, you could rock that frock

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