1/7/09

blergonometry time, once again

hello ladies and bros.
here's a little MATH for your rainy wednesday morning.
(get out yer protractors and an abacus. and one of those giant nerd calculators that i never really figured out how to use)

did you know that:

ME multiplied by (wine + whiskey) + walking in the rain to david's divided by wearing shoes not meant for INCLEMENT WEATHER + the fact that i am a GIANT KLUTZ

SOMEHOW YIELDS:

a FRANZ KLINE PAINTING



inside your IPOD?



true story.
check the PROOFS, the answers are in the back of your textbook (which better have a brown paper supermarket bag cover on it or you get detention)

sigh...
ooopsy-broken-screen-doops.
such. a. klutz.

12 comments:

Alicia/InstantVintage said...

As long as it still works...

hard liquor; soft holes said...

with all your cool friends, you get your records for free.

white lightning said...

AND they wear airwalks, not thongs
AND even understand the words to pavements songs...

Esther said...

I'm stuck on whether I should feel bad or giggle.

It looks like it's still working, though, so I'll go for a guilty smile.

fashion herald said...

nice catch on the Franz Kline!

marc horowitz said...

genius

TEXTSTYLES said...

walk it off
walk it off

... but riddle me this can you fall up stairs?

*bisous*

laia. said...

posts like these are why i <3 you so.

laia. said...

poop about the ipod tho..

Leah said...

it kind of looks cool??

besos y fotos: the virtual sketchbook said...

. at least your smart enough to fall on drunk and make art history references.
so, yes'm, indeed, i miss you too...boo.
xL

fiercekitty said...

wow. i think you and i belong in the same math class.
i am such a klutz and i wear stilettos professionally.

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