hello ladies and bros.
here's a little MATH for your rainy wednesday morning.
(get out yer protractors and an abacus. and one of those giant nerd calculators that i never really figured out how to use)
did you know that:
ME multiplied by (wine + whiskey) + walking in the rain to david's divided by wearing shoes not meant for INCLEMENT WEATHER + the fact that i am a GIANT KLUTZ
a FRANZ KLINE PAINTING
inside your IPOD?
check the PROOFS, the answers are in the back of your textbook (which better have a brown paper supermarket bag cover on it or you get detention)
such. a. klutz.