was it just me...
...or was last week lamesauce??
this eyes wide shut jazz is SO NOT INTERESTING. chuck becomes a lovelorn pussy after one night and gets totally played by some dumdum faux-pair? NOT INTERSTING comma NOT SEXY. bring back saucy one liners and chuck-blair hotness.
do NOT bring back (dorky) teacher and (unsexy) student sex plots.
do NOT bring back dan humphrey shirtless OR in a top hat:
i have a STRICT no douche in tophats policy and i refuse to bend the rules for you, gossip girl.
PLEASE MAKE IT BETTER TONIGHT!
ps, every time i see little J in her role as "top fashion expert" i picture like, arabelle and jane being at school with her and she's all OMFG, the new kira plastinina stuff is soooooo cute, be my friends you guys! and then belle throws a fruits book at her head and jane is like, you're sitting on my vintage yohji, nerd. and that is amusing to me.