i already hit up all the mailboxes etcetera in new yawk city

dear lady gaga,

the fucking jig is UP.
i found your inspiration board!

(click to reallllly enjoy the GENIUS)

(it's true, nobody walks in LA) (check that link, GAGA all over the place!!)

i just started my vest made out of bubble wrap and it has an epic margiela shoulder- don't even fucking try it bitch. i also put a call in to DOLPH LUNDGREN, and now we are in love.


all my love,

ps, this all came to me in a tidal wave of epiphanic absurdity due to the awesomeness of jon farb who fucking diez for the 80s and was like, this band rules watch these vids. and i realized HOLY SHIT THIS IS LADY GAGA. this has been a public service announcement for INSTANT MESSAGING. it'll save your life!


E.K. said...

Good call on Missing Persons! You are gifted indeed. The player's been played, so soak up your glory rays.

laia. said...

hahahaha duuuude.
so amazing you are

Isabel said...

OMG, DALE BOZZIO! She is nuts. Like a familiar Gaga we all know and love.


that's some inspired private eye detective work.

Kristin said...

I CAN'T WAIT for the bubble wrap vest grrrrrrrrrrrlllllll. C'mon.

Six Six Sick said...

Tinfoil wrapped bubble-tits? This is the craziest shit I've seen in a long time. Thank you, this has been inspiring and informative to us all.


Anonymous said...

Thank you for this shocking expose. Rock that bubble vest.

Super Noodle Rach said...

ahhh nicely spotted miss! effing hilarious!!

Claire Geist said...

bubble wrap vest? omg YES!!

too cool,dear too cool

besos y fotos: the virtual sketchbook said...

that video is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good!!

i am amazed at how her boobies stay like that in the plastic+how teensy tiny her body is..
just saying, lady gaga probably went gaga over this same youtube epicness+came up with her name.

p.s.i'd like to transport ourselves to that show, so's we can dance around to the lala truth..+seriously, i want to take a polaroid of her taking a polaroid..

p.p.s. i'm super jazzed to see this bubble wrap vest come to fruition..+i'm delighted that you are so fucking genius/diligent with your research, you perfect blogger, you.

(hope i'm seeing you tomorrow boo)

Vancouverista said...

so, you probs heard this: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/72987/Lady-GaGa-arrested-for-indecency/

lady gaga was arrested

for not wearing any pants...

Non Faux said...

the first picture just SCREAMS cocaine. And what is up with the slurpee-lid bra? so strange.

dirtyflaws said...

my new favorite blog xx

July Stars said...

You are the only girl in NYC I want to meet: how the fuck do you manage to always make me laugh OUT LOUD at work?

Wardrobe Chick said...


This has sealed the deal...you're hood and I LOVE it!

I don't even know what the post was about your words..your jokes...your ablity to quote raps makes me adore you!

Erlinda Denise

JuliaMazal said...

awesome. also awesome that in the vid she looks like she's wearing one of those fancy-schmancy bluetooth headsets before there was such a thing.

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