publisher, kate moss baby daddy, anouck shagger, snappy dresser, older-yvanfacehunter-doppelganger:

stop making me feel funny, like when i used to climb the rope in gym class.
it's a constant battle between lusting after dirted up be-jangled wild haired bros and a clean cut DANDY in a JAUNTY BOW TIE.
you are tipping the scales violently into dandy territory and i am not sure i can handle it.
stop looking at me like that.
forever yours,
WL
9 comments:
agree with you 100% on this!
yeah, kinda looks like Pee Wee Herman, kinda want to bang him anyway. I feel icky.
Ha!! Lady Gaga. I totally forgot, sorry. She wins for most extreme hot pants.
hit it for sure.
hahaha
soo bad.
hahaha. i know what you mean about the battle. 'tis same for me.
Come to London and I'll introduce you! Ha ha
he's looking at me like that too!
It's a tough one. The pretty dandy boys tend to be in love with themselves. The disheveled variety have disgusting bathrooms despite never using them, but might be willing to ignore an errant pube whereas Jeffy would not. He'd stop mid-session and pluck that shit out.
I've officially overthought this.
talent, class, edge, you name it, he got it
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