lurve is strange

dear jefferson hack
publisher, kate moss baby daddy, anouck shagger, snappy dresser, older-yvanfacehunter-doppelganger:

stop making me feel funny, like when i used to climb the rope in gym class.

it's a constant battle between lusting after dirted up be-jangled wild haired bros and a clean cut DANDY in a JAUNTY BOW TIE.
you are tipping the scales violently into dandy territory and i am not sure i can handle it.

stop looking at me like that.

forever yours,


Gnarlitude Jen said...

agree with you 100% on this!

futurelint said...

yeah, kinda looks like Pee Wee Herman, kinda want to bang him anyway. I feel icky.

E.K. said...

Ha!! Lady Gaga. I totally forgot, sorry. She wins for most extreme hot pants.

laia. said...

hit it for sure.
soo bad.

Leah said...

hahaha. i know what you mean about the battle. 'tis same for me.

July Stars said...

Come to London and I'll introduce you! Ha ha

sioux said...

he's looking at me like that too!

corrie said...

It's a tough one. The pretty dandy boys tend to be in love with themselves. The disheveled variety have disgusting bathrooms despite never using them, but might be willing to ignore an errant pube whereas Jeffy would not. He'd stop mid-session and pluck that shit out.

I've officially overthought this.

wecouldgrowup2gether said...

talent, class, edge, you name it, he got it

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