ladies and gentlemen
is the face of a LAWBREAKER:
I AM SO HARDCORE.
how so, you ask?
i'll tell you.
i, dear friends, made the mistake of trying to not only imbibe alcohol but to also eat tacos in state college, pa WITH AN EXPIRED LICENSE.
this is apparently tantamount to mass genocide and/or puppy burning.
i got yelled at by a bouncer who refused to look at me becuase i offended him so and i was almost denied entrance to a sports bar - for DINNER mind you, and while i was with MY MOM and FAMILY- all because of the highly offensive expired license.
state college needs to fucking relax.
from the store 'jamaica junction'..ah, so much comedy, so little time
on the plus side, my lil cuz is all growns up.
it all worked out-
we found a dive bar where they take my kind, i drank 2 dollar bottles of miller high life and something called "statutory grape" which tasted like melted otter pops got us really wasted. oopsydoops.
how was your weekend?