8/22/09

is that plaid shirt a nod to the crispy seattle weather or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?*

i'm in love again.


ASHLEY MERRIMAN of TOP CHEF is makin me palpitate a teeny tiny lil bit.
ashley kinda looks like zach beirut's tougher cooler older bro except ummm ashley...is a girl?
it's like when i watch the L word and shane makes me feel all funny. it kinda fucks with my program.



so far she has proved unremarkable chefwise but that means nothing to me..LOOK at her, totes hot tattooed brochef style, it's really getting me. sam mason, i am maybe over you?



i mean, you guys:



dying? DYING.

ps, i swear my weekend trip to seattle today was decided before i watched the episode and found out she is the chef at branzino in belltown...i SWEAR. i swear!

pps if you don't think i am eating there tonight you are SO FUCKING WRONG.

ppps ashley, CALL ME.

*wins for best use of clueless quote as longest fucking blog title ever. thank you.

23 comments:

fuschiaaa said...

yesss clueless quotes.

laia. said...

1 title is obvz A+
2 woah! i did not expect that TWIST. babeorama.

one way boomerang said...

hey! new to your blog...but, this reminds me of my girl crush on Dani from a shot @ love w/ tila tequila!! woops yep I watched that show?

px said...

I was thinking the same thing while watching. Though I'm extra confused because I'm not really into guys that look like her. The pic on the restaurant site is extra hawt!

jeff said...

Woah, her Branzino pic looks like Beck in the JSBX "Flavor" video, circa 0:55

Luce said...

Holy hell, YES. Shane messes with my programme too, sometimes I have to remind myself that she is a girl, then I go and have a little cry.

Nice and Shiny said...

Tell me about it! I feel the same about martin cohn. Such a fox. Don't care if most people think he's a chick, still hot!!

And yeah, gotta say Ashley is pretty hot too. I mean, she looks like Matt Damon in one of those pictures! I'm not about to deny Matt Damon

<3<3<3

josephine said...

hahaha yes

corrie said...

Shane was the reason I stuck it out through all 5 seasons of the L Word. Oops. How did that happen? Now there's a reason to watch Top Chef as well. Since that Megan Wants a Millionaire has been cancelled I need a consolation prize.

The Six Six Sick Girls said...

Holy shit, this is so funny, I had the same exact reaction when she showed up--"WHOA, who's the hot guy...wait...it's a girl..."

xxx,
Tiffany

Isabel said...

I TOTALLY thought she was a boy! You fooled me!

faultyandblue said...

Oh man, I am so happy someone else had this reaction. I was watching the episode with my boyfriend and couldn't quite explain it to him. She just has that flannel-y je ne sais qoi. And then the glasses? Oh baby. Also, huge crush on Shane, too. For awhile there, Shane's braless wife beater steez was making me regret my generous boobs. But alas, we work what we've got.

Anna G said...

I'm kind of thinking the same. Just look at her, you know she's hot. Damn I hate it when I get so confuse.

Pshyched and Such said...

I like her because I have 18, 'Beck can cook?' moments per episode.

erica said...

whoa way to fuck with my head...
i need to read before i lust.

karenology said...

Yay I'm not alone! I found this blog via Google image search. Um. For research purposes and all. ;)

luciblue said...

so we all know who preeti is dating (slash engaged to marry? i mean, 13 years?), but come on, ashley, let up on who you're dating because, lets be real, you are too much of a regulation hottie to be single.

Laura said...

Yes yes yes! I've always watched this show with my two guy friends and this season they're getting pretty confused because I'm just swooning over Ashley. But honestly. Tattoos + flannel + hipster glasses... even her voice is lovely. I'm crushing hard.

Bree said...

she has a website
www.ashleymerriman.com

Diane said...

I totes have the hots for Ashley. She's a fucking babe!

Amandine said...

That's a lady?

tania said...

wow es tan linda y hermoza la m
amo <3

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha, I feel the same. And actually think i'm not lesbian. But she... she have something. I can't explain. Not just because she looks like a boy, but she looks like a hot hot boy. I wan't she calling me too.

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