MICRO PIGS! TEENY TINY TEACUP PIGLETSSSSSSS!
I mean, you guys...
MICRO PIGS!
Did you HEAR ME?
IT'S A PIG. and it fits in a TEACUPPPPPPPP!
Please meet Kurt Cobacon & King Vitamin.* Now GET IN THAT TEACUP.
Shit is BLOWIN UP.
I used to want a teepee. I used to want to live in one and stay there forever, wearing animal skins and smoking weed out of earth bongs but shit went too VIRAL- you can get one at Opening Ceremony in Tokyo and I saw teepee TATTOOS in Portland. PLAYED OUT, suckas.
But POCKET PIGLETS?
Mark my words dudes, those are the new TEEPEE.
Last weekend I saw a pig race at the NC state fair and I fell in hardcore likeylike with a potbellied piglet named #5 (Hunter said his name was Last Place. I don't care!)..he was so mellow and cool, ran the race and sauntered up the ramp back to his pen like, "Whatevs you guys, I didn't want those prize Cheetos anyways. What's on Bravo?".
It's in the ETHER. PIGS ARE IT!
PS *I can't take credit for the genius of the names. Whatevs, HUNTER..be smarter than me WHY DON'T YOU.
PPS I will mos def still eat bacon. Is that fucked?
9 comments:
To answer your question: yes.
Over before it started?
Not to burst your bubble, but Paris Hilton got one :(
i too, am pig obsessed. when i was about 10 i did a presentation to my class on pigs and gave out pig sweeties and a pig-based wordsearch. good times xx
oh my GOD, those things are adorable. I want a pig!
Read the article: if I marry Ruper Grint then its a package deal with the micro pigs. I'll take it!
um. you're fucking HILAR!
Cutes.
Wait, are those things for real? They look slightly CGI. Also, they look conjoint? Like a mutant manufacture created by the same people who made those spider goats. Really having a hard time believing these exist. Nonetheless: still cute.
xx
Tiffany
Hey! I have a teepee tattoo...I´m cool with it being played out... it would be pretty awesome if everyone lived in teepees and had teeny tiny piglets. That is a vision of the future that I am totally okay with.
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