11/10/09

gaga, ooh la la

THIS IS IT, FRIENDS.
This is the moment.
If you love fashion, and don't love GAGALOO TOO..then you don't get the joke, you don't get the fun, you don't get the THING. You don't have to love the music (bad move) but you have to LOVE THE LOVE.

Today I watched the Lady's new video, Bad Romance and to quote Polly Mellon in Unzipped..IT CHANGED MY EYE. That is to say this shit is THE ONLY LEVEL.

This is also a pretty offish landmark for ol' Lady Gags- no more homemade couture "homage"... There is ALEXANDER MCQUEEN and it is REAL.

LET'S LET IT ALL IN:



FIRST SHOT: WE ENTER HEAVEN.
And HEAVEN looks like a Dolce & Gabbana ad! If you were wondering, I audibly GASPED when it started. I love.



Um, this is the only way to sit in a chair.



Mental note, dismantle old VCR and place parts on face, POST HASTE. [ED NOTE, eek they ARE razor blades. I am not that hardcore!] I mean, this is 30 seconds in and already 4000 mega fashion moments have happened.



But then..Que es esto, La Gaga? Nail mesh? (Is this also bizarre product placement?)

Oh, and if you were WONDERING Where the Wild Things Are?



They are here:



good grief, creeper latex Max costumes! Holy Whaaaa. WILD RUMPUS, INDEED.



Hey kids, REMIND ME TO D I for Y this kooky crown.



There is some sort of story in the vid of like..an overdose? Bad Romance indeed, Gags. This hair is neo-Frenchy-in-Grease. I want easter egg curls, i think. Anime freak eyeballs, mabes no.



Who's this guy? Is that couture headgear?



I am ready to move past this look. I call this "Hot Bod Gagalog", or "Dope Britney". it's sexxxay, but I need more. (...and more is coming, JUST YOU WAIT)



Oh hai.



PSSST i see you, MCQUEEN SHOE, I SEEEE YOUUUUU. (fashionforeshadowing!)



Sing alongggggg: I want your love and I want your revenge



I want your love, I dont wanna be friendsssssss



OK. I just got you started up, are you ready?
Ready for the MOST MAJOR MOMENT EVER?



FULL



MCQUEEN



HEAD TO MOTHERFUCKING ARMADILLO TOE !



McQUEENADILLOS!!!!!!

I mean, I CAN'T. Can you? I can't. I am so in love.
STOP THE WORLD. GAGA OWNS IT ALLLLLLL.
NO ONE can best this. NO ONE!

2 MAJOR song notes:
1. 1990s Madonna impersonation is reaching an all-time high in this jam AS IT SHOULD. She shouts, "Cuz I'm a free bitch, baby" and it sounds ZACTLY like M.
2. The french chorus at the end is hilarimazing. J'adoreeeeeeee.

There is some amazing shit at the end of the vid too- bitch shows her full ASS and sets herself on fire on a bear rug but like, after the McQueen-adillos I have nothing left. I feel like this:



I LOVE YOU, LADY GAGA.

37 comments:

geri said...

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

InnyVinny said...

...

fucking speechless. no words. none.

Ok, a few. McQueenadillos is now my favorite word.

John said...

Those aren't VCR parts on her face, they are razor blades FYI...

Kristin said...

I don't care how you slice it. This lady's got her hair/make up/wardrobe/choreography department IN TACT, boy. sheeeeeit. I LOVED the polar bear skin rug coat on fire. Straight from my fantasies. And the fierce ass 80's make-up on make up with the sunglasses. Fuck me whole.

mark notermann said...

Final shot is full-on Patsy / AbFab

camille said...

officially converted to team gaga. stunning, chicwolf goddess, etc.

pixie said...

I didn't believe you at first but MAN OH MAN WAS THAT EVER INSANE. Also it makes total sense that the I Am Legend director also directed this: both have the potential to give me insanely beautiful NIGHTMARES. But I still luhhhhve that Bad Romance!!

Allison said...

I thought I was excited....because I'm GOING TO THE OPENING IN MONTREAL!!!! LIVING IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE VT FINALLY PAYS OFF FOR ME!!!

But now I'm hyperventilating. This is so incredible!

BTW - did you see that she teamed up with Dre and designed HEADPHONES? Check them out.

Princess Poochie said...

I have come to the dark side and it is fucking awesome.

THE E N T H U S I A S T said...

my wedding dress will have a entire polarbear body for a train and I am wearing her half-a-handelier-headpiece in lieu of a veil.

don't worry, however, i won't be making the bridesmaids wear latex bodysuits ( just easter egg hair and loco cracklecrowns.)

CRHEE said...

Such a good post! She is giving me some serious Daphne Guinness in some outfits. I think i caught her wearing a hairless cat in a couple of scenes?

Style Scanner said...

Looks like she's having a crack at Amy Winehouse in that last scene! Gagantuan video...

nicc said...

GAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THIS IS WHY I AM FOREVER IN LOVE WITH HER. AND I LIKED THAT WE CAUGHT THE SAME BOOK REFERENCES AND STUFF, I DON'T FEEL ALONE IN NOTICING IT. Those sentences needed to be in allcaps btw.
THIS MAKES ME EVEN MORE EXCITED TO GO TO HER CONCERT, GAGA LIIIVEEE YESSSSS.
(end gaga-gasm)
nom nom McQueen

besos y fotos: the virtual sketchbook said...

beyond.beyond.beyond.beyond.beyond.beyond.beyond.beyond.beyond.beyond.beyond.beyond.beyond.beyond.beyond. INSANE.

gaga has once again officially taken the cake (razors, armadillos, firedancing, with a wuuut burning titty at the end...genius crazybonkerspants, sans pants.)
+you have broken it down with brilliant aplomb.

+frenchy's hair does look damn good in this revisitation....(i've been wanting to do pink for about a year now+this is tippin me again..

so, in conclusion well fucking done smartE, you've nailed it once again! love it. live it. blog it.

blogaga is a way of life.

p.s. is it weird that when she does some of those crazy jerky hand moves i think of bdonns? just sayin', i do.

twistofdynamite said...

OOOOOMMMMMMIIIIIIIIGGGGGGAAAAWWWDDD. Sorry about that. There was just no other way to get out all of my complex emotional enthusiasm in one go.
Unbelievable. Gaga PWNS me every time. Lovelovelove her.
I mean, McQueen? Le duh. Killz it.
And you for this amazing post. Thanks for making my day.

T'Nealle said...

yay ........ so amazing

Tavi said...

OK ELIZABETH, I AM CONVERTED.

laia. said...

oh frenchy hair... it has been a dream of mine for a while..

Mimi said...

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

love.

Mona said...

Can we say BEST REVIEW EVER? Hahahahah. The vid was so dope!

FASHTRONAUT said...

there are almost no words for this stuff.
pretty damn amazing. i was gripping my heart the whole time.
she said that the theme was a russian bath house and the sex trafficking of minors in them.
so yeah, i wanna be her in every stage of that process from frenchy-haired youth with baby eyes to that post-molestation junky emaciated hotness with a skinless bat on my head.
also i will never look at polar bear rugs or the mass amounts of vintage carrera sunglasses on ebay the same.


btw im prolly gonna be linking this tab on my blog when i do a post about this videorgasm tomorrow because i loved your summary.

Joanne Faith said...

Your summary made me SO HAPPY on the inside. I was so dying just to see a screen by screen break down because there is TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT GOING ON. I think I almost blew a nut when I saw those shoes. Seriously. Love.

http://www.joanefaith.com

brendan donnelly said...

after watching this i decided that i'm going gay. that was the most next levs fashion i've EVER seen!!!


she/he stole my nosferatu dance moves too. time to make a new video.

jenn said...

i need peach hair and also head to toe mcqueen and also nail mesh (SO HOT) in my life NOW.
jenn.xx

laia. said...

yes, i came back to read this again.


just thought you should know

Isabel said...

That video was apocalyptic. I just died.

Priscilla and Katelyn said...

i truly had a spiritual awakening after this. dead.

P

Ana Luisa said...

swear to god i had the freakiest goosebumps watching this video. LY GAGALOO 4EVAH

noirohio vintage said...

um, she totally blows the dude up with the gold chinstrap. that's why she's laying in bed with his burnt corpse at the end. EPIC!!!!!!!

s_d said...

when i first saw the video i spent the whole 5 min. mouth agape.....and when McQueen came on.......i almost teared up........if i would ever have to become a woman...i want to be her.....and after seeing this video...i've decided..she needs to do some stuff for French Playboy STAT!

riot str said...

Hey I just saw this article and it's so spot on! And I laughed because I did screenshots too on my blog !!

http://riotousparty.blogspot.com

xx

Mailee ♥ said...

p.s. When she's in the bath and she sticks her leg up into the air she's wearing a white pair of the McQueen sea monster pumps. c: Just so you know!

ELLE said...

Hahaha I was the same when watching it! She better get tons of VMA's. It's the best.

kate said...

WL, you da bessst. In an interview, she said that there was a sidestory about human trafficking in this vid, so I think that's what the overdose scene is.

-Kate@IU

Christina Dee said...

lol, you have by far explained "Bad Romance" in its' truest form. I'm proud to say I'm a reader of your wonderful blog and this breakdown has made.my.life.

thank you, graciously.
lol.

one way boomerang said...

"I'm a free bitch baby" is too good
She totally sounds like Gwen in the bridge of "Paparazzi"...

Gwen Stefani, Stefani Germanotta, cosmic connection?!

Sandy said...

love this!!

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