Happy Fall Asleep On The Couch With Your Relatives Day, dudes.
I am thankful to live in a place that affords me easy access to turkey-shaped cakes with frosting pop-up timers (which may be a nipple or may be a witch egg). (WHYYY didn't I buy this cake when i had a chance?)
Enjoy the day! Don't get too drunk, don't fight with your brother and don't steal my turkey leg.