If Gary Oldman as Dracula made sweet, dark, vampiric love to a box of Russell Stovers bridal candy, the bastard demon offspring would be this delicious confection of a hair-did right herrrrr.
In other words, I feel a desperate need to cover a cardboard heart with fake hair and tie it to my head with a hairnet.
And then drink the blood of virgins. Or Winona Ryder.
CHANEL HAUTE COUTURE // SPRING 2010
Methinks (does anyone say METHINKS I R L? Drop me a line if you do, I would like to set up a party line witchu) that SOMEONEEEE who's name rhymes with Blarl Bloggerfeld was a tad INSPIRED by the alienspine heels of the McQueen spring shoes a tad? Teensytinybitz? Maybe yes? Maybe maybe? (methinks)
Keep it Kooky, Karl.