2/8/10

heartbreaks

So much for my favorite mags. Cmon, Olivier. WTF. Lohan? Thanks for the ulitmate fash mag bonerkiller, Zahmzie.


This cover is for when she is like, 35 and remaking herself as some sort of televangelist born again virgin who does those infomercials about the machine that keeps zucchinis fresh for 11 years in vaccuumed plastic bags, NOT FOR THE NEXT ISSUE OF PURPLE, WHICH I WAIT FOR V V IMPATIENTLY, TWICE A YEAR.

Barf.
Sandwiches.

12 comments:

lesley arfin said...

i agree. shits weak.

Amanda said...

ditto. i'm tired of her face....and her leggings

ki-oui said...

SO HEART BROKEN!

total buzz kill!

BAH! BAH!
http://thekiwispeaks.blogger.com

laia. said...

plus, unless he includes gynecologist shots of her vagina, its not anything we havent seen before, especially after that shitty issue of numero with the porn shoot that was obviously SO successful.

KD said...

Hmm, I actually sort of like Lindsay Lohan *cowers in shame* NOT counting her Ungaro collection of course! That was just . . . ick. But I'm actually looking forward to this issue? Hmmm.

quartzneptune said...

I think O.Z. might be kinda a high fashion Dov Charney.

Megan said...

That is terrible on so many levels.

MarishkaRI0tkhsiram said...

lmao wtf? and PURPLE MAG?!
Erlack..

Shannon said...

on the bright side, there's this: http://cache.umusic.com/web_assets/ladygaga/GagaRazorGlasses.pdf

Andleeb said...

Did you see Gaga on Boiling Points? Youtube it--it's circa 2005, and she looks like she could be on the Jersey Shore!!!

Tell me what you think?!??!

Lindsanity is over. Why is she still relevant at this point? [No movies no nothin'] AT least the Duffster was on Gossip Girl!

Jennifer said...

I couldn't agree more- How could he put someone so irrelevant on the cover!

Kristin said...

yr right. total bone shriveler. bummer.....

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