2/8/10

muse

Monday nights have now become HOLY NIGHTS in Lighting Land, as Bravo has turned on a shining light in this dark dark winter...I am not just speaking of the delightful Kell on Earth & my spirit animal K Cutrone, but of my ab-so-lutely favorite person ever on teevee:  

APPARENTLY, ANDREW HAS NEVER MET A MESH HE DIDN'T LOVE

Andrew M. aka The Lord of Breathable Fabrics.

Andrew is like..a superbro glam fashion gypsy from the planet Mesh-ton.
If I was a dude I would dress like this, freals.

I ADORE YOU, ANDREW.
Please wear the one-sleeved tee to the Mara Hoffman show this Thursday, so I can see it in person?
Or maybe one of Mara's tunics with bondage pants?
Or perhaps a mesh bodystocking with one of yr flannels and brass knucks that say PEOPLES on yr right hand, REV on the left?
I will pray every night this week for this to come to true. 
Save me from FW misery, please.
 
Can't wait for tonight's episode, and how long til Andrew gets a his own dating show?

P FUCKING S.
I JUST HAD A FLASH OF BRILLIANCE.

What.
About.
...K CUTRONE on Millionaire Matchmaker? STANGER & CUTRONE, HEAD TO HEAD! ooomg. I would DIE. DIE!!!!!

WAit.
WAITTTT.

SCRATCH THAT.
CUTRONE & STANGER...in a Cagney & Lacey remake? Kicking asses and putting bitches in jail?? With sweepsweek cameos by Tabatha, as their Aussie friend in town with a special case that only C & S can crack? (For pete's sake, Bravo...call me. I have so many great ideas.)


Whew, all that genius just knocked me out. Gonna go lie down.

7 comments:

Britte said...

I watched this because you told me to and I am SO glad I did.
Why arent I a gay man?
I just want to date Andrew and now no man can compare....
tis a sad life when you know no one who wears pink mesh onesies.

Isabel said...

I watched the first episode of that show and I kinda hated Andrew because of all that lame hardware jewelry he wears (I HATE IT) but he won my heart with the sequin dress.

Ross said...

I think the Cagney and Lacey remake sounds like a lot of work, but I can see it becoming a cult phenomena. Have you seen the "Andrew's Day" clip on hulu? it shows his closet and app. Its odd to see whats in his wardrobe. odd but good.

quartzneptune said...

Was it obvious to you that Lady Cutrone is a S-C-O-R-P-I-O? I felt the vibe, and had to look it up, and yep, Nov.13.

thehistoryofmyfuture said...

ew. sorry elizabeth. that guy has me so grossed out. i imagine that he smells like onion sweat all over! he is not as gross as s.vorhees's poor-pitiful-me-ditz act. someone fire that bitch already! oh and, wtf is up with no one at people's rev knowing how to use a computer? lord. anyway, loving the show.

brendan donnelly said...

she should not be your spirit animal or anyones for all that matter. that woman is pure evil. i have heard plenty of stories about her. people are giving another talentless a-hole far too much attention.

Lizzifer said...

You are a total genius, and I would turn Mormon just so that I could marry you and Andrew.

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