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You guys...is Princess Tiamamiamiamlamadingdongalong actually the baby Jesus? Or just the star of Jersey Shore: Babies? (like Muppet Babies, just tanner!)


Or maybe..I can? 
Bless me, my child. 
Please raise your chubby spray-tanned peace sign hand, laden with a teenytiny LV purse full of what I can only imagine is gold dipped Zwieback cookies and a FisherPrice iPhone, high above your bleached curls and BLESS ME. 
I am mesmerized by your Zen-like stare.

England is really kicking your ass in psychotic child rearing, LA. Mabes you want to CATCH UP.

Here are some pertinent photo references to undertand the above message:



Thank you for your time.


laia. said...



THE E N T H U S I A S T said...

i think i need more princess tatami mat in my life.

ps. this makes me want to name my kid The Empress of You Alllll.
Because everyone is like a princess or a king or a romeo these days.

Don't let me forget this when I get knocked up ok?

talesfromtheunknown said...

Errrr, ahem! Audio Science, Moxie CrimeFighter, Sage Moonblood, Track, Moon Unit, Pilot Inspektor, Jermajesty, Kal-El Coppola, Camera, Blanket…All American baby names. I want to see a comic book where Kal-El and his wingman Pilot Inspektor battle Sage Moonblood for the love of Moon Unit take Camera and Blanket ova...LOL! Don’t diss England sistah!

Steffane said...

I am doing a paper on blogs and am using your blog as a source. I hope you don't mind. I find your voice unique and I love your style. a-ma-zing. the end.

CoocooforCoco said...

Does that baby really have a spray tan?

PS have you ever seen the baby with a weave? Recommended

Sacheverell Pei said...
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besos y fotos: the virtual sketchbook said...

i'm with laia..ain't got much but an omFg!
what a spectacular spectacle! that tan+peace+purse is bananasbonx squared.

on another note...i totally forgot to tell you that i LOVED the twinewares y'all made for sam..that thick headband wih the red blue+crystal..want/neeed/obsessed!

Rebecca Lau said...

wtf =.=
katie price kids summaries the mother very well =.=
god help them both


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Katie said...

HAhaha yor posts are completely hilarious this is my first time on your blog and it wont be the last...

Kylie said...

omg I LOVE IT!!!! hilarz


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