4/20/10

a glitch in the matrix

My closest friend and confidante, aka this 5 yr old Apple Powerbook, needs a lil T L C.

Old man river here likes to make a superloud superannoying whirring/dying/grinding/gagging noise..oh..I would say..CONSTANTLY?

AND SO: it's time to go to the laptopspital.
24 hours without it. Starting now.

At first I think I will act ok.
Then I might start to shake.
Then I will try to check Twitter on my composition notebook and become enraged when there are no updates.
Then I will shout WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR OLDER BROTHER? at my iPhone.
Then I will run to the Apple store on Ninth Ave and press my face up against the glass and mouth ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU over and over again.

Ought to be a good time!

SEE YOU IN 24 HOURS!

xo
WL

9 comments:

Isabel said...

From one internet junkie to another, gooooood luck sista!

Fashion Intel said...

This will be quite the feat! Bon chance!

Sunshine said...

busted fan is why there was an external fan pointed at my laptop when you came to visit and we couldn't hear TV shows over it - i was unwilling to go 24 hours without. you're a better man than me.

Sam Harvey Handbags said...

old man river! lol. you bust me up!

Kevin said...

You crack me up! I've followed your blog for months. Love your mix of style and humor. Ciao, darling!

bentleywright said...

totally just did this.
they said i was a 'top priority repair' and 'it'll only be gone a day.'
SUP ONE WEEK AND THREE DAYS LATER. That's 10 days without my APPLE LIMB EXTENSIONS.

No naked finger tips now, and I've quit that nasty 'early morning jog' habit i picked up from going to bed at 9pm as a result of NOTHING TO DO.

I can only hope the Apple doctors are nicer to you.

samantha said...

i don't think i could do it.

Maia said...

i am truly sorry. i hope he makes it through computersugery. check your e mail?? jirjgoeirgj i love you

Ellen Miles said...

hey i love your linda farrow glasses! i was looking at gaga's fanpage the other day and you can get some farrow mickey glasses - i think they're doing some sort of competition, thought you might be interested? anyway here's the link, feel free to check it out.
http://gagadaily.com/2010/04/linda-farrow-and-gaga-daily-mickey-contest/

love your blog by the way!
http://theravenandthecellardoor.blogspot.com/

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