jugga what?

Listen, world.
I love a Juggalo joke and/or reference as much as the next over-informed-internet-addicted-pop-culture-irony-whore, but even so..this new Insane Clown Posse video is way too fucking much for my fragile mindgrapes.

The song is called Miracles. They talk about nature and planting seeds and the beauty of life on this earth...All while dressed like The Fat Boys in Disoderlies but with greasepainted goatees.

I mean..I CAN'T WITH THESE (shaggy) 2 (dope  ) !!!!

Or can I?

Let's share some key moments, shall we?

First..Let me ask you (as the ICP asked me):
A. Are you a believer in miracles.
B. Do you have time for the miracles.
And C. Do you notice and recognize miracles.


1.This part...is about rainbows. Excuse me, "fucking rainbows". (My apologies, Mr. 2 Dope). They come out after it rains.

2. This part is where my darkest nightmares come true and that dude on the Food Network, Guy Fieri, goes mental and tries to eat my soul with some french fried potatoes and a nice cold Faygo.

3. This is the part where they relay a heartwarming (cautionary?) tale about a bird and the Golden Gate bridge.
It goes like this: "I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay. It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away."

4. This is the part where I wish miming was real.

5. This is the part where he yells "I learned it by watching YOU, ok??!"
K..no he doesn't. But I wish he did. This is Guy Fieri's Evil Twin's real kid!
For the love of God, leave that lil' Juggalini alone! (Wait..what do we call Juggalo kids? Lil Juggs? Juggateenies? Jugg Nuggs?)

One Important Question or, A Thing To Put In Your Deep Thoughts Basket:

"Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed"

Take that, Science!!! You lying motherfucker!

Please get really comfy and take this all in.
Then discard your eyeballs and try to start life all over again.


Pretty Morose said...

But how will these girls ~mosh~ to this song???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSLS2bacFRk&feature=player_embedded (you have to watch this btw)

oh and I loved your topshop photos!

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What we four say said...

These guys played in Sf last summer (?) I walked by the crowd waiting outside (3 hours early) and it was the worst, most out of control group of hooligans I have even come across. So weird!

Kristina Karenina said...

Ugh too much of my jr high years. No thank yous hahaha.

dana said...

This scares me more than anything else they've done.
And "Jugg Nuggs" just made my day.

melina bee said...

juggalini made mine.
melina bee

Karolina said...

I like the song!! And I DO BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!!


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samantha said...

fucking magnets...

brendan donnelly said...

remember a few years ago when you i was collecting images of juggalos and you wrote back "what the fuck is a juggalo!!??"

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