Sue me. (You'd probs win about $600 USD, a few choice issues of RAYGUN magazine and more vintage polyester frocks than you will know what to do with. I hope that's ok with you)
I never did a Met Gala post. I want to do a Met Gala post.
HERE WE GO.
BEST EVER OR I DIE OR FUCK THAT LOOKS SO GOOD
C SEVS IN PROENZA SCOULER
Fuuuuuuuck. This is perfection. Wait, this is beyond that..this is life goal.
It's the kind of thing that shouldn't look good on like, anybody and you can't tell anyone about, they just have to SEE it on you ("Um, it's like..a long-sleeved teal lace dress, with kind of a mock turtleneck?"). World please note: The night of the party it was about 98 degrees, raining and humid as hell- a lovely RAIN FOREST LIKE evening. HOW DOES SHE LOOK SO UN-SWEATY?
BONUS SEVS LOVE (also in lace!):
If wearing eye make-up didn't make me look like a 13-year-old trying to sneak into DA CLUB..I would go for this weird eyelid stripe.
Anyways, back to the GAAAAAALLLAAAAAAA
CHARLOTTE GAINSBOURG IN BALENCIAGA (bien sur, doy doy doy)
Ok, at least SHE looks like what I would look like- and that is to say sweaty as fuck. I could personally care less what happens on her head, body, hand, neck, ears, WHATEVAH. Let's have REAL TALK about her below-the-ankle situation: That shit is BAY NAY NAYS increds. You know when I miss not working at a fashion magazine anymore? When I have the need to just HOLD a shoe like that. E.G. RIGHT NOW.
GRACE CODDINGTON IN...A FORMAL SANDAL
Hey, commit to your look..Whatevs it was a WORK party, basically I applaud it and I applaud your hair. Fuck those gowns! It was hot as hell that night!
THE ZOE IN MARC JACOBS
This is glorious. I want it. I wanna pet it. Gimme that.
BEST USE OF A MOGWAI
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS IN SOMETHING, I DON'T WANT TO LOOK IT UP.
Rough night for a smoky eye. Um..why is Gizmo on her shoulder? JUST WONDERING.
At least she had this to entertain her throughout the night:
I KNOW THIS IS A VOGUE PARTY, BUT I KINDA WANTED TO GET BAPTIZED AS WELL...CAN ANYONE OUT THERE HELP ME?
ALT & WHOOPI G
Oh, score. Thanks guys. Meet me at the fountain?