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In honor of this NYT CMJ slideshow, which is full of the most ridiculous is-this-life-or-is-this-The-Onion band names (NOT counting the The Pains of Being Pure at Heart, of course), please leave your best attempt at a name that would dovetail nicely with such gems as The Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger (real), Electric Tickle Machine (real) and Podcastle (fake).
Worst (aka Best) wins the gift card!
Now please, leave me a comment that makes my eyes roll with delight.
56 comments:
ah.. am i going to be first here? geesh. how about prancebowl, dont cut my finger, hark the holistic hornz, or crumbling dive bone. there i did it. did i cheat? i couldn't choose, only outpour.
Serge Protectors
Satan's Gumball Machine
nacho mamma's taco platter
Your Eye is My Ashtray.
Cowboy Indian Bear. Baby Birds Don't Drink Milk. Breathe Owl Breathe.
Internet Boyfriend (girl band)
Tybalt and The Physics
Woo Girl
bunifa latifa harifa jackson
The Slimy Armpits
The repulsive Barbie's,Sex with Sheep incorporated,Desperatly seeking Lumpy.I don't know
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my friend and I have a totally fake band we call glitterfuck, because it was the most ridiculous name we could imagine
Wolf Brother in Law
Kandahar Pass and the Invisible Smegmas
Snapple and the Ladies (feat. Beastmaster)
And My Mom Is Coming to Visit Tomorrow
Diabolic Discharge
Stranger Danger
Dracula's Spatula
Isle of Indigo
Now To Allow
Blood & Guts (they would be an acoustic duo, or maybe a rap act?)
And not original to me, but needed to be entered into a fake band name contest: Johnny Throwdown and the Security Men. Steve Brophy, if this one wins, I owe you $50.
Personally, I have been in bands called Mongrel Bitch, Diva Machina, The Body Has A Head, the Snuff Queens...
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I once saw a listing for a band called Unexpected Bacon.
To this day I still use it if I need to write something with a douchebag band in.
Pat and The Benetards
Jizzin Jamal and the Wankerchiefs
the angry beavers (for a girl band, duh)
The Creeper-taco Community Band
Penguin Urine Tester
Orchestra for Dummies
The Cranberries' Jelly
Turban Outtfitters
Peace Feed Me
Classy Hipster
She Played a Fire Chief
skirt sandwich
sarah@worninlove.com
Cross My Heart Hope To Die
Champagne Ass Addict
The Dinner Table That Loved No One
Lets Go to McDonalds
Where'd My Friend Go
Too Many Babies
Trambled By Turtles ( Actually great band. Lame name)
Cockring as metaphor of my love ( My future jam band)
There's always money in the banana stand ( Dr. Funke's Cover band)
If I had a band it would sound like a cross between Puddle of Mudd and Nickel Back. And I would call it Puddle of Back.
Outfit Of The Discarded Zodiac.
WOOMP, THERE IT IS!
my cat died
Can I Eat Your Pizza Bubble?
Days of the Unitard Trampoline
For the record, Breathe Owl Breathe is a fantastic band. And I believe the name is very catchy as well.
Lanie. Jeez.
Andy's Caterpillar Eyebrows
Octomom.
Quimby Ace.
Banana Worm.
Yellow Scorpio.
Tulle.
Mall Altercation.
AlphabetSoup.
Leotard Race.
I Had A Moustache.
Faux Beard Folks.
Poisonous Pancakes.
Da Foul Folks.
Jo Mamma.
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
2 Girls 1 Band
Weird Beard
my celebrity crush is doctor phill mcgraw.
1. starving marie claire
2. why didn't he txt me
3. does my headdress offend you, yeah?
maggiemotor at gmail.com
Bad luck ( ....I was the singer somewhere in the eighties )
leather jacket Joe & the stonewashed Willy 's
no more ugly people
Warm Yogurt.
All For Him & Her
Faced With Phantoms
Annie and the Bandages
thinking of these is making me feel guilty and gross
Also I was in a band once called "Power Gold" and our songs were: "All the Dinosaurs" and "Danny Glover, Where Are You?" Nostalgia was a major theme.
Gunna Vahm
Ugh God
Howard's Dilemma
Grass
The Emotron
Farcial <3 Hoodwink
Retard Strength
Endless Bummer
...all from Philly, and then these guys:
Fourth Grade Security Risk (Baltimore)
Evil Bebos (Nashville)
Argentum Astrum (Knoxville)
Baconwagon (Sweden)
and then..
Pull Off Your Umbros (trashy girl metal?)
Divine Hambro (fake one lady Pixies cover band whose last name is actually "Hambro")
thanks for dealing with this utter obnoxiousness!
roseofphilly@gmail.com
"Basement Computer's Waterfall Screensaver"
"Bright Blue Auras Make Pretty Pictures"
"Free Refills With Purchase"
JFKFC
Bacon Mania (a bacon-themed Beatles cover band)
The Raging Hormones (riot grrrl revival)
real bands:
Enuff Z'nuff
Test Icicles
Prefab Sprout
Mr. Mister
Compulsive Gamblers
Gay For Johnny Depp
Cute Is What We Aim For
not:
Mysteriously and Mysticaly Me
Kingdom of the Heavenly Hipsters
I Only Have Three Shirts
Your Face Needs Altering
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